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The Spoils Primer: an introduction to the The Spoils TCG

Enter the demented world of The Spoils and prepare for an experience that will redefine how you think about card games.

This part of the website, the The Spoils TCG Primer, is meant to be an introduction to the The Spoils trading card game. You are invited to explore the basics of the game as well as its weird and wonderful fantasy setting.

Please note that The Spoils contains violence, gore, twisted humor, sex, tentacles, and other material that may be considered inappropriate for children under the age of 13. You have been warned...

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