Universal Location - Great Wall of Text

[kallisti]

Great Wall of Text
7
Location
5 Structure

Your opponent cannot attack your faction.

When your opponent attacks this card, your opponent discards a card. Pick a character. This turn, the character gains Covert. Pick a character. This turn, the character loses 2 strength. Draw a card. Pick a character. This turn, the character gains 2 life. Your faction gains 4 influence. Put a Micromajig token into play. Pick a character with Covert. This turn, the character loses Covert. Pick an item in your discard pile. Put the item into your hand. Search your opponent's deck for a card. Put it into their discard pile. Pick a character. This turn, the character gains 1 speed. Pick a character. If damage has been inflicted to the character this turn, destroy it. Pick a character or faction. Inflict 1 damage to the character or faction. Pick a character. This turn, the character gains 2 strength. Pick a character. Deplete the character.

[Bizze]

Ha ha ha! I just love the effect on this one. It's just very hard to distinguish what trigger does what. But that's part of the fun I guess... ^_^

[kallisti]

Ha ha ha! I just love the effect on this one. It's just very hard to distinguish what trigger does what. But that's part of the fun I guess... ^_^

It might be better to reorder/modify the wording to increase clarity and/or make the card play a bit better.

Oh, and in case you're wondering where the text comes from,

It's all 15 effects from the 5 Seed Essence tactics.

[Bizze]

Clever. ^_^