Inspired by:
Bizze's O.g.r.e. and Jay's Crest of (Dis)Integration

Get G.O.R.E.D.!

Until the Start of your next turn, if a card that provides threshold enters play, the controller of that card must perform the corresponding triggers.
If it provides:
[G] - That player discard a card.
[O] - That player removes a tactic in their discard pile from the game.
[R] - That player has an opponent gain 4 influence.
[E] - That player puts 2 Micromajig tokens under and opponents control.
[D] - Each creature that player control loses 2 strength this turn.