Joke deck

[Doomguy 2000]

No i'm not. Stawart Soldier is not one of the worst cards in the game.

[ShadeMemory]

LOL

[Jables]

What would be the best joke cards to put in that deck? I got a couple of them that would be great joke cards. Puddle of Goo sounds great there's also Trophy Collector. I will post a deck list when I actually build the deck. Well I finally finished the deck. The worst deck you can find on the internet, well here it is.

The Whoopee Cushion Express
Tagline "Farting your way to victory."

Total 75 cards

The Tournament Faction

Resources
x2 Obsession
x15 Rage


Characters
x4 Infatuated Armchair
x3 Insect Appreciator
x2 Kinky Asp
x3 Mephitic Nullifier
x4 Puddle of Goo
x3 Anxious Oaf
x3 Barbaric Rifleman
x4 Creaky Old Swordsman
x4 Trophy Collector


Tactics
x3 Air Travel
x2 Maladjustment
x3 Ritual of the Knob & Pull
x3 Voidal Webbing
x2 Battle Surge
x2 Dragon Juice
x4 Pinch
x4 Strength in Numbers


Items
x2 Very Big Hat of Invisibility
x3 Kettinger

The only Joke in this deck is YOU, playing it.

[UtopiaTree]

Well Brad I'm glad you finally said something so sincere and thoughtful about my amazing skills in this game. I will eventually get the points to qualify for the cruise.

LOL! Fake quotes are awesome. I love it. Don't worry, Doomguy. Brad is just jealous that he will never get to kiss you. Not that you would want to kiss him, of course, but Brad is such a flaming homo, and your youtube videos are so amazing, that he has developed an obsession with you. Get a restraining order, quickly. He may try to kill you so nobody else can have you.

Maybe everything's just a big misunderstanding- Brad is just teasing, perhaps? Or maybe you really did do something to piss him off and you just don't realize it. Or maybe he just doesn't like you. In any circumstances though, I don't think that you should threaten people unless you have the merit to do so. I say this because seen both you and Brad, and unless you've studied some form of fighting, Brad can pretty much kick your ass. I'm really sorry about this Doomguy, but I think that's the truth.

Brad hates everyone and everything. And we return the favor by hating him. Also, Doomguy has studied ALL forms of fighting, and would totally beat the crap out of brad. We were planning on ambushing him in his sleep and tossing him over the edge of the cruise ship, as soon as the LSD-laced ice cream kicked in. Fortunately for Brad, the cruise doesn't seem to have a very good chance at happening anymore.

And, not to be overly competitive or anything, but I think I came up with a worse deck. here it is, the worst deck you will ever find on the internet:

Teh Best Dek EVAR

Resources: 75 Deception
Characters: none
Locations: none
Tactics: none
Items: none