Spastic Molestation

[Voidian]

Here's a deck we've been messing about with. Let us know what you think.

The Tournament Faction
1 Elitism (starting)
1 Obsession (starting)
7 Elitism
4 Neurosis
4 Obsession

2 x 5 EE Guardforce Morphmajig
3 x 5 E Oddment Collector
4 x 3 OO Spastic Tentacles
3 x 3 OO Quotidian Ejector
4 x 3 O Wanton Wizard

2 x 10 OOOO Degenerate Molestation
3 x 4 EE All-Nighter
4 x 4 EE Brilliant Insight
2 x 4 EE Repurpose
4 x 3 E 1337!
4 x 3 OO Evanesce
1 x 3 OOO Voidal Poisoning
3 x 2 O Quotidian Assassination
4 x 1 O Inhibit
2 x 1 O Maladjustment
4 x 1 E Meagre Research
4 x 1 O Obsessive Compulsion

2 x 1 OO Intellectual Reliquary
2 x 1 E Mysterious Invasion

1 x 2 EE Top-Secret Subterranean Goofarium

[enemy_of_nature]

The above deck is mine and i feel i may have to explain it as i looks a bit complicated. The primary objective of the deck is to accelerate. the cards that accelerate are
Wanton Wizard: gains me a free resource, can be evanesce for the flip up or simply fuel to draw cards
All Nighter: Allows me to draw 3 cards cheaply or play cheap tactics for no cost
Brilliant insight: Gets me ahead in the resource war
L33T: allows me to play insight on turn 1 or all nighter for free in late game
Meagre research: searches the deck for a card which i need, ideally a tactic most times but if character is flipped then i will add a wanton to gain more resources
Obsessive Compulsion: Played at any time of the game to search for useful card very cheaply

Turn 0

The turn 0 for this deck consists of playing a mixture of obsessive complusion and meagre research to get an elitism, l33t and a brilliant insight into hand which is highly probable as i mulligan very aggressively.

Turn 1
Ideally this deck will go second so i will discuss that scenario first:
If i have the l33t, insight and elitism in hand then i will play the l33t into insight to ideally add the elitism and an obsession meaning i can either play an obsessive compulsion to draw more or an intellectual reliquary and use it to add more cards to my hand cheaply.
If i go first and i have an obsession and a spastic in hand then i will play the spastic meaning my opponent can play nothing above 2 cost on there turn which limits their options. after that i can l33t into insight the turn after as that way i have field presence to back me up.

From then on i basically just try to accelerate past my opponent and slow them down by using wanton wizards to get more resources so i can draw to push the advantage or take evanesce to keep threats at bay.
Once i get to 13-16 resource i will try to either get a guardforce down and then follow up straight away with a degenerate so it gets its tokens for me playing cards and they cant play any to reduce its tokens. i either win through that or an oddment as i have plently of cards in the discard pile as i play lots of cheap cards.

Degenerate combos

Guradforce combines perfectly with degenerate as it stops the opponent playing cards and it gives him tokens for free

If i play a spastic then its a resource that they will then have to discard meaning that they are down even more on resources to reduce options further

If i use a meagre research then i can search my deck for a card of the same type with equal or lesser cost safe in the knowledge that i can play it. i tend to play oddment or another guardforce with this. if i have to search for a tactic then i will normally go for voidal poisoning to clear the table or another meagre an i will try it again.

If i flip an evanesce then it means that iknow one card in there hand and can plan for it and they dont get the bounced character back

Right, i feel ive explained the deck well enough. please comment as i would love to know what people outside of our playgroup and for that matter, the UK, think of it. THNX

[Voidian]

Ha! Nobody likes your deck :p

Maybe you scared them all off with your wall of text!

[enemy_of_nature]

Shhh quiet you!! Please somebody post something. Anything. Its not a simple deck like aggro so a wall of text is a prerequisite to explain it.

[waiya]

its an interesting deck ill give you that.... just a few things

1 I would drop the goofaruim and voidal poisoning for 2 reasons. first running 1 of's is too inconsistent even with search and second voidal ONLY combos off your morphmajig which you only run 2. REPLACE them with 2 eccentric inquisition to give more pain to your opponent

2. what happens when they bounce/kill your gaurdforce/oddment during molestation? voidal interference would be good here to protect them

[waiya]

I have play tested your deck and suggest the following

first deck mod

Resources
1 Elitism (starting)
1 Obsession (starting)
7 Elitism
4 Neurosis
4 Obsession


Since your highest E you need is 2 start with them and swap the elitism for obsession. also you can then drop a couple to make room for more cards

Creatures

2 x 5 EE Guardforce Morphmajig
3 x 5 E Oddment Collector
4 x 3 OO Spastic Tentacles
3 x 3 OO Quotidian Ejector
4 x 3 O Wanton Wizard

here your deck is hingeing on guard force for the kill but you only board 2... that means 2 removal and your done... game over you should run 4... as for oddment I see it working well but remember you can use cowering golem just as effectivly with out having to fuel it.


Tactics
2 x 10 OOOO Degenerate Molestation
3 x 4 EE All-Nighter
4 x 4 EE Brilliant Insight
2 x 4 EE Repurpose
4 x 3 E 1337!
4 x 3 OO Evanesce
1 x 3 OOO Voidal Poisoning
3 x 2 O Quotidian Assassination
4 x 1 O Inhibit
2 x 1 O Maladjustment
4 x 1 E Meagre Research
4 x 1 O Obsessive Compulsion

here your voidal poisoning is a liability as it is useless with out a guard force out and you only run 2 of those, next you inhibit slot would be better used by some removal most likely 12 man, also you can swap the maladjustment for sin against nature similar effect but you get a 3/3/3 out of it, also all nighter is kinda bumped out of this deck since you plan on resource hoarding anyway, ;i would drop them for eccentric inquisition

Items
2 x 1 OO Intellectual Reliquary
2 x 1 E Mysterious Invasion

here i question the addition of mysterious invasion... you just dont have the character numbers to fuel it, the slots can be better used.

Locations
1 x 2 EE Top-Secret Subterranean Goofarium

again 2 problems that have mentioned before first 1 of's are a no-no its just too inconsistent, and second your deck is geared on resource hoarding anyway the goofaium is unneeded

[tgrtrax]

Rummaging Millipede and Servile Centipede would be nice for search/recursion
it also fives you a covert attacker/blocker also run the location Cryptic Athenaeum it is a pain in the ass for people.
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[Voidian]

We dusted off the deck the other day and as I never played it I'm not sure if the mysterious invasions were still in it, but I do know the goofarium is and I've remembered why it's there too.
It's in for meagre research to try to stop it ever becoming a -1, it's an instant mulligan card for this reason. The Cryptic Athenaeum would serve the same purpose i suppose but we did try that and he just prefers to molest you :eek:

I'm not looking forward to playing this sort of deck when Molestation gets flip up!